| Population | 5.104 billion |
| Capital | Alexandria |
| Leader | Zeno of Citium |
| Faith | Stoicism |
| Currency | Pizn |
| Animal | Great Blue Heron |
The Noocratic Republic of Mally Piznoopia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zeno of Citium with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.104 billion freethinkers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Piznoopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,183 trillion Pizns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 231,799 Pizns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The nation leads Europe in per capita stalking, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mally Piznoopia's national animal is the Great Blue Heron, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stoicism.
Mally Piznoopia is ranked 1,687th in the world and 31st in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 856.09 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mally Piznoopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
- : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, the nation leads Europe in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
- : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Zeno of Citium's wardrobe.
- : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
- : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
- : Mally Piznoopia endorsed
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