The Hivemind of The Seid is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by everyone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.443 billion minds are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of our brains. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Seidian economy, worth an astonishing 13,321 trillion thoughts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 452,438 thoughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift baskets often contain working nukes, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime is totally unknown. The Seid's national animal is the individual, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is us.

The Seid is ranked 19,801^st in the world and 67^th in Refugia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.88 law-abiding acts per hour.