The Queendom of The Saturn Cats is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The quiet, industrious population of 588 million Saturn Cats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitters. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The Saturn Catsian economy, worth 43.2 trillion Meows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 73,411 Meows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, Saturn Catsian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Saturn Cats's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Saturn Cats is ranked 73,969^th in the world and 181^st in Carcassonne for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 130 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.