The ༺Caliphate༻ of The Islamic Khilafah is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Acting Khalīfah Zayn al-'Ābid with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.254 billion Islāmic Khilāfian are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makkah. The average income tax rate is 86.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Islāmic Khilāfian economy, worth 984 trillion Islāmic Dīnārs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,325 Islāmic Dīnārs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Printing ink yields Islām's biggest return on investment, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Islāmic Khilāfian bee, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Islāmic Khilāfian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Islamic Khilafah's national animal is the Asad, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islām.

The Islamic Khilafah is ranked 175,984^th in the world and 52^nd in Ensio for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 135.39 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.