The Empire of Slabmir is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 290 million Slabmirians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Slabmirian economy, worth 21.1 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,763 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is illegal, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slabmir's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slabmir is ranked 288,732^nd in the world and 73^rd in Ensio for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.