The Empire of Slabmir is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 499 million Slabmirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slabmirian economy, worth 46.2 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 92,602 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, and three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slabmir's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slabmir is ranked 208,288^th in the world and 30^th in Ensio for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -4 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.