The Republic of Gland Malm is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by His Royal Excellency Emperor C with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.069 billion Gland Malmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malmgrand. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gland Malmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion Brontars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 255,208 Brontars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Gland Malm's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Gland Malm remains pure, and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gland Malm's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gouvernmentalism.

Gland Malm is ranked 185,693^rd in the world and 51^st in Ensio for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 668.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.