The Empire of The Great Earth Kingdom is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.424 billion Earthlians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 14.6%.

The all-consuming Earthlian economy, worth 940 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 90,253 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Great Earth Kingdom's national animal is the panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Great Earth Kingdom is ranked 62,399^th in the world and 18^th in Khuzifenq for Most Developed, scoring 73.49 on the Human Development Index.