The Proud Kingdom of The Golden Foxes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by KerotheFox with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 27.738 billion Foxesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of the Foxes. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Foxesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,310 trillion Yins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,282 Yins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, and for 25 Yins tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Golden Foxes's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Golden Foxes is ranked 306,359^th in the world and 11,590^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.75 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.