The Dynasmon's Freedom Republic of Yarabaha is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Makucha with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.712 billion Yarabahans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magallanes. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yarabahan economy, worth 675 trillion Yarabahan dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 143,259 Yarabahan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yarabaha's national animal is the Dorulumon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dorulunism.

Yarabaha is ranked 45,578^th in the world and 1,033^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,274.15 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.