The Great Windy Federation of Neptunian Military Administration is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Konstantina Sotiropoulou with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.643 billion Neptunians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Athens. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,420 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 185,897 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, and factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections. Crime is totally unknown. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Neptunian Orthodox.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 111,454^th in the world and 2,472^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,991.36 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.