The Queendom of Mystiquelle is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Love with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.829 billion Mystics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascension. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mystiquellean economy, worth a remarkable 2,824 trillion Faiths a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 135,587 Faiths, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,104 per year while the poor average 36,651, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

It's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystiquelle's national animal is the Hope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kindness.

Mystiquelle is ranked 290,819^th in the world and 6,336^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -32.92 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.