The Kingdom of LandOfTheKingsPeople is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noctstalan H Faust with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.429 billion LandOfTheKingsPeopleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kings City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient LandOfTheKingsPeoplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,769 trillion MEUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 209,902 MEUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, The Kings City spends billions upgrading public transport, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LandOfTheKingsPeople's national animal is the La-lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loyalty to the King.

LandOfTheKingsPeople is ranked 7,346^th in the world and 362^nd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 473.19 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.