The Most Loyal Supreme Protector of The Chuck Norris is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.156 billion Chuck Norrisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The very strong Chuck Norrisian economy, worth 249 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 79,047 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Going on a diet invalidates your passport, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Chuck Norris's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Chuck Norris is ranked 151,101^st in the world and 2^nd in Waldorff for Most Developed, scoring 55.93 on the Human Development Index.