The Earthly Walk of The Choir Boy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Howard Lord of Creation with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.303 billion Choirboys are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Lord Howard. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Choirboy economy, worth an astonishing 10,633 trillion moolah from howards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 339,708 moolah from howards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,181,705 per year while the poor average 3,058, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Loan operators are losing interest due to lost interest, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, Choirboys believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, and commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Choir Boy's national animal is the pious pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Howardism the Only True Path.

The Choir Boy is ranked 10,956^th in the world and 4^th in Nudist Dreamland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.39 law-abiding acts per hour.