Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 176thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 180th
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The Choir Boy

Population27.692 billion

CapitalGreat Lord Howard
LeaderHoward Lord of Creation
FaithHowardism the Only True Path

Currencymoolah from howard
Animalpious pig

The Earthly Walk of The Choir Boy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Howard Lord of Creation with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.692 billion Choirboys are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Lord Howard. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Choirboy economy, worth a remarkable 9,407 trillion moolah from howards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 339,708 moolah from howards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,181,705 per year while the poor average 3,058, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Loan operators are losing interest due to lost interest, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, Choirboys believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, and commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Choir Boy's national animal is the pious pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Howardism the Only True Path.

The Choir Boy is ranked 246,737th in the world and 64th in Nudist Dreamland for Highest Poor Incomes, with 3,058.38 Standard Monetary Units.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 176thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 180thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 197thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 204thLargest Insurance Industry: 288thMost Ignorant Citizens: 335thMost Avoided: 388thLargest Mining Sector: 411thFattest Citizens: 443rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 459thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 462ndMost Devout: 477thHighest Disposable Incomes: 481stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 576thLargest Gambling Industry: 630thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 681stHighest Economic Output: 714thMost Stationary: 896thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,211thHighest Average Incomes: 1,626thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,639thLargest Retail Industry: 1,851stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,131stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,201stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,307thTop
Most Primitive: 3,293rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,685thNudest: 3,905thLargest Populations: 4,067thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,767thMost Conservative: 5,459thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,462ndMost Influential: 7,202ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,779thLargest Black Market: 12,854thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 18,747thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,625th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the region

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