Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 159thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 163rd
The Earthly Walk of
Corporate Police State
Accept me with reverence and fear.
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Choir Boy

Population23.312 billion

CapitalGreat Lord Howard
LeaderHoward Lord of Creation
FaithHowardism the Only True Path

Currencymoolah from howard
Animalpious pig

The Earthly Walk of The Choir Boy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Howard Lord of Creation with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.312 billion Choirboys are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Lord Howard. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Choirboy economy, worth a remarkable 7,924 trillion moolah from howards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 339,919 moolah from howards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,183,680 per year while the poor average 3,060, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air The Choir Boy flights to avoid the pay lavatories, Choirboy watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days, and everyone apparently sends Howard Lord of Creation hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Choir Boy's national animal is the pious pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Howardism the Only True Path.

The Choir Boy is ranked 400th in the world and 4th in Nudist Dreamland for Fattest Citizens, with 82.68 Obesity Rate.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 159thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 163rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 179thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 223rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 295thMost Avoided: 298thLargest Insurance Industry: 303rdLargest Mining Sector: 348thFattest Citizens: 400thMost Devout: 419thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 422ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 436thHighest Disposable Incomes: 438thLargest Gambling Industry: 633rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 634thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 703rdHighest Economic Output: 708thMost Corrupt Governments: 854thMost Stationary: 1,030thHighest Average Incomes: 1,308thLargest Retail Industry: 1,316thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,431stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,643rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,942ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,032ndTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,279thMost Primitive: 3,678thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,877thNudest: 3,923rdLargest Populations: 4,388thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,482ndMost Conservative: 6,452ndMost Influential: 7,358thLowest Crime Rates: 7,581stLargest Black Market: 9,572ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,423rdMost Extreme: 16,331stMost Pro-Market: 16,965th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Choir Boy lodged a message on the Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • : The Choir Boy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : The Choir Boy's influence in Nudist Dreamland fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : The Choir Boy lodged a message on the Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • : The Choir Boy lodged a message on the Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • : The Choir Boy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Choir Boy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Choir Boy, everyone apparently sends Howard Lord of Creation hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Following new legislation in The Choir Boy, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days.
  • : Following new legislation in The Choir Boy, Choirboy watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.

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