The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.903 billion Yannians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth an astonishing 15,670 trillion Stöyvërs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 365,254 Stöyvërs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, voting is compulsory, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and the well-to-do in Nudist Dreamland are never on time for important appointments. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.

Yannia is ranked 290,383^rd in the world and 68^th in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -38.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.