The Kingdom of The Bahraini State is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.095 billion Bahraini Stateans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The very strong Bahraini Statean economy, worth 825 trillion Bahraini Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 63,036 Bahraini Dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,563 per year while the poor average 15,994, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Bahraini State's national animal is the Arabian Oryx, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Bahraini State is ranked 9,452^nd in the world and 6^th in Greater Middle East for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,904.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.