The Free Land of The amarican syndicate is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 189 million amarican syndicateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 6.9%.

The powerhouse amarican syndicatean economy, worth 17.4 trillion Cryptocurrencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 91,809 Cryptocurrencies , and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, rural amarican syndicateans are missing the forest for the numerous cellular towers they replaced, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The amarican syndicate's national animal is the Lion , which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The amarican syndicate is ranked 316,004^th in the world and 133^rd in UEPU Federal Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -9.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.