Most Advanced Defense Forces: 21stMost Devout: 22ndMost Primitive: 35th
The Divine Force of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Praise be!
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Almighty Lenny

Population16.939 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderLenny
FaithLennyism

Currencyfoil trading card
Animalelectric mouse

The Divine Force of The Almighty Lenny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lenny with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.939 billion Lennyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Almighty Lennyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,383 trillion foil trading cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,876 foil trading cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Halberds are common 18th birthday presents, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Almighty Lenny's national animal is the electric mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lennyism.

The Almighty Lenny is ranked 789th in the world and 2nd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,613.5 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 21stMost Devout: 22ndMost Primitive: 35thMost Ignorant Citizens: 38thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74thMost Corrupt Governments: 112thBest Weather: 233rdLargest Black Market: 271stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 358thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 438thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 690thHighest Poor Incomes: 777thMost Beautiful Environments: 789thHighest Average Incomes: 794thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,016thLargest Governments: 1,117thMost Avoided: 1,191stMost Patriotic: 1,389thHighest Economic Output: 1,664thLowest Crime Rates: 2,145thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,234thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,401stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,112thNudest: 4,251stMost Conservative: 4,616thMost Authoritarian: 4,990thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,909thMost Efficient Economies: 12,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,711thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,350thLargest Populations: 21,965thMost Extreme: 27,602nd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the region

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