Most Devout: 13thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th
The Prophecy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Praise be!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Almighty Lenny

Population8.91 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderLenny
FaithLennyism

Currencyfoil trading card
Animalelectric mouse

The Prophecy of The Almighty Lenny is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lenny with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.91 billion Lennyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Almighty Lennyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,673 trillion foil trading cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 412,256 foil trading cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The number of children one can have is restricted by law, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Lenny, and people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Almighty Lenny's national animal is the electric mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lennyism.

The Almighty Lenny is ranked 1,764th in the world and 105th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 9,444.84 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 13thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19thMost Primitive: 31stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46thMost Corrupt Governments: 86thBest Weather: 172ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 252ndLargest Black Market: 341stHighest Poor Incomes: 423rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 442ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 533rdMost Beautiful Environments: 556thHighest Average Incomes: 649thHighest Average Tax Rates: 771stLargest Governments: 801stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,764thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,933rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,110thFattest Citizens: 2,981stHighest Economic Output: 3,073rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,093rdNudest: 3,949thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,414thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,573rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,826thRudest Citizens: 5,602ndMost Conservative: 5,958thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,042ndMost Authoritarian: 6,880thMost Efficient Economies: 7,459thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,973rdMost Influential: 20,099thMost Stationary: 20,421st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 85th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 105th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 107th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 118th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 121st in the regionRudest Citizens: 147th in the regionNudest: 166th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 176th in the regionMost Conservative: 193rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 218th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 222nd in the regionMost Stationary: 233rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 295th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 344th in the regionMost Extreme: 434th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 479th in the regionLargest Populations: 548th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Almighty Lenny was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Almighty Lenny changed its national motto to "Praise be!".
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Lenny.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Lenny's portrait.
  • : The Almighty Lenny was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : The Almighty Lenny was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in The Almighty Lenny, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.

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