WA Delegate (non-executive): The Consolidated Technocracy of Matonis (elected )
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Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Retail Industry in Psychotic Dictatorships
The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 5,950th in the world for Largest Retail Industry.
|1.||The Devastations of White Amazons||Corporate Police State||“TWO AND TWO MAKES FIVE”|
|2.||The Commonwealth of Calant||Capitalist Paradise||“What's yours is mine. And what's mine- is also mine.”|
|3.||The Empire of CHONdyne||Father Knows Best State||“Well, alright then.”|
|4.||The Dictatorship of Rhalith||Corporate Police State||“POWER IS EVERYTHING!”|
|5.||The Economic Utopia of Sectian||Corporate Police State||“No escape.”|
|6.||The Minarchic Federation of Extinctionism||Anarchy||“Death and Taxes - Mostly Death”|
|7.||The Patriarchy of Japhetia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“God shall enlarge Japheth's NationStates”|
|8.||The Oppressive Evil Empire of Testlandstuff||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Bow down to us or be destroyed!”|
|9.||The Dictatorship of The Peoples Collective Republic||Iron Fist Consumerists||“πήγαινε και σκατά τον εαυτό σου”|
|10.||The Academia Tyrannica of Naive Schoolgirls||Iron Fist Consumerists||“No running in the hallways - or else”|
- : Wolfeschlegelstein ceased to exist.
- : The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL banned The Dictatorship of Karovrusso Soyuz from the region.
- : The Dictatorship of Karovrusso Soyuz departed this region for The North Pacific.
- : The Community of Central National Intelligence arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Entity of Human Processing Center banned The Sultanate of Qaddafistan from the region.
- : The Entity of Human Processing Center banned The Empire of Subjagatia from the region.
- : The Empire of Subjagatia departed this region for The Priimydian Commonwealth of Nations.
- : The Sultanate of Qaddafistan departed this region for Yubrikean Union.
- : The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of Destructive Government Economic System rejected Land of prosparity's request for regional embassies.
- : The Rogue Nation of Cynical Misanthropy arrived from The Rejected Realms.
Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board
All glory to Our DEAREST LEADER! May fire and brimstone fall upon every pathetic d*m*cr*cy so much the earth has already been laid waste by the same plagues that has wiped the world of all disgusting, irredeemable d*m*cr*c**s.
The Korean language has gotten an update!!! Words such as d*m*cr*cy, fr**d*m, r*ghts, and *l*ct**ns have been all changed to In Sae-In, so that any would-be dissidents committing pre-thought crimes would be reminded of our Glorious Radiant Sun-Emperor and change their ways before they need to be committed to either the Joy Camps, Funny Farms, or participate in the aforementioned d*m*cr*t*c backsliding!!!
Glory to Dearest Leader and the Dearest Triumvirs!!!
Our loyal and willing supporters are forming militias flying our flags capturing and killing any suspected terrorist religious extremist and supporters of d*mo*Ra*y, fr**d*m and li*e**y
DEATH TO D*M**RA*Y!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not vegan but I love it!!! As you may know, we are manufacturing clones to help supply our Joy Camps to provide cheap products around the world (note: all businesses are government-owned so it's not capitalism!!!). Now you gave me the idea of having a monthly Bull Run where a hundred clones are set loose in an arena to be stampeded by raging bulls! We will treat the bulls ethically at least and maybe send them to you as trophies afterwards!!!
Glory to Dearest Leader and the Dearest Triumvirs!!!
Protecting The R*ghts Of Labour Unions is now at vote in the General Assembly of the WA. Labour unions pose a threat to our respective regimes by protecting citizens rather than allowing us to maximize their production output. I will vote AGAINST.
Condemn The Communist Bloc is also at vote in the Security Council. If this region was so great, it would not exist in the first place and all member nations would be part of our region to give glory and praise to our DEAREST LEADER. I will vote FOR this condemnation.
In regards to communist regimes: to protect the rights of their respective proletariat, they would naturally vote "yes" to the resolution if they were foolish enough to kowtow to the World Assembly. What do you think about that?
Cawdor County, Japhetia:
In the days after the Battle of Cawdor, the several armies of Madai, Tubal, Gomer, and Javan rest and regroup. Heracles, with only a small army and single ship left beaches and comes ashore to meet with Aeneas and Perseus. Heracles has his brother Apollo's remains found and buried in reverence for his brother. Aeneas asks that his father Beorn's body stop being displayed and be buried also, Perseus resists the idea at first, but at Heracles siding with Aeneas, relents, and Beorn and Apollo are buried in plain but marked graves in Cawdor.
The forces of Magog, which had been led by Beorn mostly surrender to Aeneas since he is Beorn's son immediately following the battle. However some older advisors and nobles of Magog far in the South have refused to capitulate to Aeneas citing his rebellion and are fortifying the capitol of the province. These Magogite nobles claim they are not waging war, but wish to defer making any agreement until they seek an audience with Sigurd the Elder of Tiras whom was Beorn's halfbrother, and is also a son of Ragnar Magogsson, the legendary former Elder of Magog to whose memory the plebes of the province are still quite loyal.
Aphrodite's escape and pronouncement of being the queen of Japhetia reaches throughout the entire land of Japhetia. Knowing that she is weak though Perseus the Elder of Madai immediately begins mobilizing his troops and navy to attack Alba and oust Aphrodite. Since Apollo is dead, Perseus argues that he is going to take the navies of Tubal that he might convey his troops across the water to Alba quickly. Heracles notes that he has had alliance with Tubal the longest, and since his navy was mostly destroyed argue that he should get at least one of Tubal's navies to replenish his own.
Aeneas sides with Heracles, repaying him for helping to get his father buried, and Perseus again relents and the two navies of Tubal are divided between Madai and Javan. Though his parents had fought him and probably would have killed him, Aeneas is somewhat shocked by Perseus' treatment of his father's body, and asks that if possible Aphrodite be captured alive, but if not, that he does not wish to be present at Alba when she dies. Aeneas excuses himself from joining Perseus to besiege Alba, claiming that it be more useful for him right now to go south and meet with the resistant Magogites, and try to seek a meeting with his powerful uncle Sigurd of Tiras to try to broker peace.
Perseus asks Heracles to come up with him to the battle, noting they are brothers, all of the lineage of Dodaneus. Perseus notes in secret that though Aeneas is also of the lineage of Dodaneus, as is his mom Aphrodite, whom Perseus seeks to overthrow, that he does not trust Aeneas or Sigurd. Heracles being the son of Hera and Dodaneus, and whom was claimed as the heir when he was underage by Alexander in the early stages of the War of Japhetian Successions, asks if Perseus will take the throne for himself, or if he would support Heracles bid to the throne. Perseus admits that he seeks the throne, but agrees to a contest with Heracles, that whichever of their armies kills Aphrodite first shall be the new Leader. The advisors and officials of Madai and Javan witness this and agree to this challenge. Together Perseus and Heracles set sail for Alba, reaching it quickly and blockading it by sea with Perseus and his navies surrounding the south and Heracles and his navies surrounding the north in preparation for their race to seize the capitol of Japhetia.