The Community of That card is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 12.599 billion That cardians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient That cardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,657 trillion Banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,575 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, and governments opposing That card are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. That card's national animal is the Ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

That card is ranked 324,925^th in the world and 278^th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 3.99 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.