The Republic of Teacrat is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning unicorn population. The democratic population of 8.2 billion Teacratians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Teacratian economy, worth 299 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,475 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Teacrat's national animal is the unicorn.

Teacrat is ranked 106,429^th in the world and 1^st in Temecula for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.41 on the Bus Surprisal Index.