The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CCLXIV is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 5.463 billion Takkaviita CCLXIVians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Takkaviita CCLXIVian economy, worth 238 trillion euros a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,648 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Takkaviita CCLXIV's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Takkaviita CCLXIV is ranked 162,054^th in the world and 2^nd in The International Alliance of Swag for Most Developed, scoring 54.74 on the Human Development Index.