The Pink Holy Christmas of Suvo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.151 billion Suvoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 54.4%.
The strong Suvoan economy, worth 285 trillion Bullions a year, is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 68,700 Bullions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
If someone says there's plenty of living space in Suvo they're lyin', the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suvo's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.
Suvo is ranked 87,078th in the world and 2nd in Suvo for Most Developed, scoring 65.2 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Suvo updated the World Factbook entry in Suvo.
- : Suvo proposed constructing embassies between Suvo and Marxist Land of Peoples.
- : Following new legislation in Suvo, Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location.
- : Suvo proposed constructing embassies between Suvo and Freedom for the People.
- : Following new legislation in Suvo, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
- : Suvo changed its national currency to "Bullion", its demonym to "Suvoan", its demonym adjective to "Suvoan", and its motto to "Sic semper tyrannis".
- : Suvo altered its national flag.
- : Suvo removed Executive authority from the WA Delegate in Suvo.
- : Following new legislation in Suvo, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
- : Following new legislation in Suvo, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Suvo they're lyin'.