The Pink Holy Christmas Person of Suvo is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.94 billion Suvons are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Suvon economy, worth 279 trillion Gold Bars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,826 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy Suvons like vultures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suvo's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Suvo is ranked 91,629^th in the world and 3^rd in Suvo for Most Developed, scoring 63.6 on the Human Development Index.