The Forgotten Emperor of Stujenske is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Simeon the Stylite with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 29.934 billion Stujenskeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 22.4%.

The very strong Stujenskean economy, worth 971 trillion Zilks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,446 Zilks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, and printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stujenske's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stujenske is ranked 300,680^th in the world and 16,153^rd in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.92 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.