The Nude Utopia of Streakers is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by The Streaker with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.092 billion Streakersians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever I My Roam. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Streakersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,432 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 157,579 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and the nation leads Neue Golden Sands in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown. Streakers's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Paganism.

Streakers is ranked 277,842^nd in the world and 17^th in Neue Golden Sands for Fattest Citizens, with 6.3 Obesity Rate.