The Prophet's Land of Stewartika is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Lee Song-soo with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 7.394 billion Stewartikans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dwaejigris. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Stewartikan economy, worth 929 trillion Caerotis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,708 Caerotis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, school history books often refer to Lee Song-soo as "that imperialist pig dog", and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stewartika's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stewemnoelism.

Stewartika is ranked 15,332^nd in the world and 6^th in RGBN for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,674.96 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.