The Confederation of Xenick is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Scott Hale with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.645 billion Xenickans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yaureu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenickese economy, worth 166 trillion Xens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 101,393 Xens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,225 per year while the poor average 20,303, a ratio of 17.9 to 1.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, being Scott Hale has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, and ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Xenick's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Xenick is ranked 105,127^th in the world and 14^th in RGBN for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,863.69 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.