Population | 16.547 billion |
Capital | Cyrillus City |
Leader | Alfonso Balansag III |
Faith | Roman Catholic |
Currency | Cyric |
Animal | fighting cock or gamefowl |
The Greater New Federal Republic of Cyrilla is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alfonso Balansag III with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 16.547 billion Cyrillans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyrillus City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Cyrillan economy, worth a remarkable 1,717 trillion Cyrics a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,770 Cyrics, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrilla's national animal is the fighting cock or gamefowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.
Cyrilla is ranked 284,312th in the world and 10,938th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.21 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cyrilla was endorsed by The Egalitarian Republic of Frasuly.
- : Cyrilla was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Stationary, and Most Influential.
- : Cyrilla was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Cyrilla voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Cyrilla endorsed The United Kingdom of Praenestia.
- : Cyrilla endorsed The United States of Boston Mass.
- : Cyrilla was endorsed by The United States of Boston Mass.
- : Cyrilla was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Praenestia.
- : Cyrilla voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Cyrilla voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 42 » Treadwellia, New Rogernomics, Axixic, Aigania, Perchan, Burning Pants, The New California Republic, Guiness Freaks, Rommanda, The Sigometh Dynasty, Custadia, Manaric, Auralon, Aaecilia, Leonism, The Islands of Colwell, TypoTech, The Celestial Lands, Debussy, Surd, The Gelseen Hegemony, Fluffiness, Xalivstonia, Port Flynt, Malororia, Pepe Pip, Steel Vagabonds, Oppalli, Wang Yao, Calption, Silver Minner, Yurp, Aleckandor, Los Pedrios, Military astriads, Salvanium, WordNation, Juba, Caellip Major, Praenestia, Boston Mass, and Frasuly.