The Queendom of Spick and Span Co Ltd is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 2.348 billion Spick and Span Co Ltdians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Spick and Span Co Ltdian economy, worth 94.3 trillion dusters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,144 dusters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spick and Span Co Ltd's national animal is the filth skunk.

Spick and Span Co Ltd is ranked 97,477^th in the world and 6^th in Pussy for Highest Drug Use, scoring 183.75 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.