The Republic of Spadish is a fledgling, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 6 million Spadishians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.

The Spadishian economy, worth 310 billion Spadeses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,741 Spadeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, ants are charged with crimes against humanity, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is well under control. Spadish's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Spadish is ranked 106,266^th in the world and 36^th in UEPU Federal Republic for Rudest Citizens, with 52.43 insults per minute.