The Federation of Smithstopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16 billion Smithstopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smithstopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,901 trillion Mozzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 368,851 Mozzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and Leader is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime is totally unknown. Smithstopia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Smithstopia is ranked 1,267^th in the world and 4^th in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 161.97 law-abiding acts per hour.