The Free Land of Psilocyberio is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Luigi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.613 billion Psilocyberions are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cubensis. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Psilocyberioan economy, worth 605 trillion Cubes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 79,484 Cubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, a rogue brutalist can cement their town in the past, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and the gravy train is chugging along on a new track. Crime is totally unknown. Psilocyberio's national animal is the Mushroom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Psilocyberio is ranked 290,545^th in the world and 37^th in Gay for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.22 on the Bus Surprisal Index.