The United Tribes of Sheariliik is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Salabiah von Zhark und Florecer with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The humorless population of 42.529 billion Shearilecians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Espyn. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Shearilecian economy, worth a remarkable 5,948 trillion Shearilecian Rupiahs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,859 Shearilecian Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Shearilecian grocery store, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Shearilecians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sheariliik's national animal is the Horn Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Sheariliik is ranked 324,453^rd in the world and 257^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.