The People's Feudal Coalition of Secorannist is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by King Practice with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.119 billion Secorannians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominatus. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Secorannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,556 trillion Marlboro Black Cigarettes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 139,947 Marlboro Black Cigarettes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, new discoveries are seen as spooky actions that should be kept at a distance, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Secorannist's national animal is the Weevil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secorannian Orthodoxy.

Secorannist is ranked 326,202^nd in the world and 17,410^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.