The Federation of Sararia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Overlord of the Slavic Lands with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.96 billion Sararians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sararograd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sararian economy, worth 290 trillion Sararian Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 148,111 Sararian Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 689,697 per year while the poor average 19,076, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, economists claim no news is good news, and tourists flock from around the world to see Sararia's famed 'rainbow slums'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sararia's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Sararian Catholicism.

Sararia is ranked 35,113^th in the world and 10^th in THE SUPER POWERS for Most Developed, scoring 81.27 on the Human Development Index.