The Dictatorship of Samulate is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 214 million Samulateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.0%.

The thriving Samulatean economy, worth 19.0 trillion Rand a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,788 Rand, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and light entertainment isn't dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samulate's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samulate is ranked 208,376^th in the world and 731^st in Europeia for Most Influential, scoring 119 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.