The Nationalist Utopia of Saint Entopiloin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Grand Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.875 billion Saint Entopiloinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raitheon. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Entopiloinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,707 trillion Bullions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,971 Bullions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, future leaders of Saint Entopiloin regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Entopiloin's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Germanic Polytheism.

Saint Entopiloin is ranked 118,306^th in the world and 25^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 40,341.78 Standard Monetary Units.