The United socilist states of Empire of china is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emporer XI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.697 billion Chinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese economy, worth a remarkable 3,089 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 355,258 Yuan, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,250,885 per year while the poor average 73,054, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

The new Chinese-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of china's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The cult of XI.

Empire of china is ranked 5,646^th in the world and 18^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.54 law-abiding acts per hour.