The Socialist Space Coalition of Sacosia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Commissar Auron Darklim with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.583 billion Sacosians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Cosmic Utopia. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sacosian economy, worth 632 trillion Sacosian Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 176,459 Sacosian Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, war is made in the name of love, chickens roam the streets freely, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Sacosia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sacosia's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Marxism.

Sacosia is ranked 4,603^rd in the world and 1^st in The Socialist Alliance of People for Most Developed, scoring 95.24 on the Human Development Index.