The Holy Socialist Land of Trondime is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jordbær with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 3.766 billion Trondimins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sterkvik. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Trondimean economy, worth 530 trillion boxings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 140,976 boxings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When their backs are against the walls Trondimins look out for gay men, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, programmers often reinvent the wheel, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trondime's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Enebraeism.

Trondime is ranked 319,795^th in the world and 3^rd in The Socialist Alliance of People for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,061.98 Standard Monetary Units.