The People's Republic of Rustovania is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vilnus Lanoukovitch with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate population of 7.531 billion Rustovanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buynaborg. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Rustovanian economy, worth 245 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,578 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, international tensions are high as Rustovania threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and the Federal Council of Rustovania has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rustovania's national animal is the Rustovanian Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rustovania is ranked 183,867^th in the world and 10,115^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 276.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.