The United Socialist States of Russaki is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Andrey with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.388 billion Russakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeisk. The average income tax rate is 15.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Russakian economy, worth a remarkable 5,864 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 438,013 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, glamping Russakians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime is totally unknown. Russaki's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Russaki is ranked 85,429^th in the world and 1,093^rd in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 88.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.