The United Socialist States of Russaki is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andrey with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.302 billion Russakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeisk. The average income tax rate is 13.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Russakian economy, worth a remarkable 5,814 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 437,130 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, builders across Russaki are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime is totally unknown. Russaki's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Russaki is ranked 91,169^th in the world and 1,077^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.02 law-abiding acts per hour.