The Loyal and lucky shapeshifter of Royal Waldorff is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Waldorff with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 3.081 billion Royal Waldorffians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starland. The average income tax rate is 28.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Royal Waldorffian economy, worth 289 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,964 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, and the Starland Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Waldorff's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Royal Waldorff is ranked 127,296^th in the world and 2^nd in The Antifascist Solidarity Society for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,141.88 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.