The Republic of Nova Poseidonland is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.333 billion Nova Poseidonlandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.9%.

The very strong Nova Poseidonlandian economy, worth 100 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,261 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive", most farmers are indentured to agrochemical conglomerates, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, and a major religion has been named as Nova Poseidonland's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Poseidonland's national animal is the porpoise.

Nova Poseidonland is ranked 50,306^th in the world and 1^st in The Antifascist Solidarity Society for Safest, scoring 102.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.