The Realm of Rosewald is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HM King Charles III with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 10.241 billion Rosewaldians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elizabethtown. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The all-consuming Rosewaldian economy, worth 933 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 91,122 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, the media seems excessively interested in what HM King Charles III is wearing this season, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosewald's national animal is the Atlantic Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rosewald is ranked 261,717^th in the world and 345^th in United Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -197.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.