The Commonwealth of Penge is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Prime Minister with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, devout population of 13.443 billion Pengians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penge. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Pengean economy, worth 768 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,197 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, and citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penge's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Penge is ranked 266,840^th in the world and 262^nd in United Kingdom for Most Extreme, scoring 3.04 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.