The British Overseas Territory of Lancashia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Wellington with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.982 billion Lancastrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchester. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lancastrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,555 trillion Towers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 232,726 Towers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lancashia's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, sporting events are the biggest source of funding for Lancastrian schools, finders keepers is the law of the land, and emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lancashia's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Lancashia is ranked 84,523^rd in the world and 3^rd in The British OT of the Falkland Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,654.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.